Me: Nicky do you have to go pee-pee in the potty?
Nicky: No, mami.
Me: OoooooK!
(37.8 seconds pass)
Nicky: Mami- I did Pee pee in my pants.
Me: Sigh.
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(11:30 P.M.)
Me: Ok, Mike is at a poker game, dishes are done, kids are asleep, I can finally go to bed.
(Lies down and stretches luxuriously in center of king sized bed)
Me: AAAhhhhh (starts to snore after .2 milliseconds)
Seba: WAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa......
Me: wha? huh? oh shit......
(I run to kids room stubbing my toe on various objects several times along the way, rush up to Sebastian's crib, only to find peacefully slumbering toddler)
Me: whafuck?
(I trudge limp back to bed and lay down)
Seba: WAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......
Me: (whimper)
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(3 AM)
ME: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Nicky; MAAAAAAA-MIIIIIIIIIIII
Me: (Bleary Eyed) Nicky que pasa?
Nicky: My Dinosaur is sick, mami. Please to go get him some juice?
Me: Nicky go to sleep! Your dinosaur is not sick!
Nicky: O -K, mami. You are a grouch. (falls instantly asleep)
Me: (30 minutes later- still wide awake) &$#%-ing Dinosaur.
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