You know what completely freaks me out? Commercials with babies. Well, ok, not all commercials that feature babies, just the ones where they superimpose a baby head on someone else's body or those freaky-assed commercials where the babies speak like adults...those I really, really hate.
So imagine my horror struck look when I came across the new Evian Rollerskating Babies commercial. Call me a monster but if I saw a park full of unbelievably well coordinated infants on roller skates I would run away screaming my fool head off.
So now you know yet another weird fact about me. Why don't you reply to this post and tell me something that totally freaks YOU out? Huh? Huh?
P.S. The scene where the babies roller skate toward the chain link fence and then proceed to launch themselves at said fence and hang there like a pack of demented-demon-possessed-baby-monkeys makes me break out in goosebumps. Seriously.
P.P.S.- We are finally closing on our house and are in the middle of moving so please accept my abject apologies that I have been MIA these last few weeks. I will be back soon with many tales of how much I FUCKING HATE PACKING. GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
P.P.P.S -**I have just learned that the one and only Asian baby in the commercial is frequent commenter KC's son who we will call "B". So, um let me amend my comments to say "Those damned babies freak me out with the exception of the adorable "B" who at a mere few months of life can skate circles around my old ass. He is in no way a 'demented-demon-possessed-baby-monkey'. I love you KC!**

